Puns
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
They are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
What do you call a shoe made by George Floyd?
The Breath Takers.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."