Puns

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hi im a skeletion and i know a skeleTON of jokes

What’s the world’s most diseased country?

GerMany

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Can I tell you a cat joke? Yes cause its purrfect

What was Brian Cant's last words before he died?

"I used to do it, but now I cant!"

you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Louis's IQ

why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

What makes a bird fly?

Bird food! *LAUGH*

If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?

So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home's to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes "Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants reply with "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house"

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

( I am still a single young virgin )

What do you call someone who farts in public.a private tutor

PUTA BANANA IN YOUR EAR

Here’s my pun

Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain

-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube

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