When a person asked to see her balence at a bank, they pushed him over.
your face
Dog walks into a bar.. & Sez to bartender . I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..
I can't handle these puns....
But I can HAND YOU some puns
budum tisss
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose “I have a runny volcanoes”
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed
What's yellow, slimy and smells like bananas? Monkey puke
Knock knock. who's there control freak Con..... Ok now you say control freak who
I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!
What did the whale say? Nothing! It just wailed
What did Onett and Threed reply to their child? "I love you Twoson."
im a teacher at a highschool but i got fired they told me i didnt do any work even though i always did a skele-ton
knock-knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? DISHES A VERY BAD JOKE!
What's the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it's Dublin everyday
which freedom fighter do we say good morning everyday ans subah chandra bose subah means morning
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato,
U better ketchup
When My do starts to bark he starts to get ruff
no u !!!!!
you
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
