Puns
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
Diarrhea.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
My grades.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Yeah, not too bad at all, really.
Did you hear about the cannibal that came home late?
His wife gave him the cold shoulder.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.
BOB: Wanna know a joke?
LILLY: What? Your hat?
BOB: No, my life :'(
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.