I was watching a tv show where a guy was hanging off a cliff then the series ended...guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliff hanger
You’ll parsley be-leaf how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf? Looks like I've only got myshelf to blame...
If you thought other people’s puns are bad well you should sea mine. https://d2v9y0dukr6mq2.cloudfront.net/video/thumbnail/Vfv9BDZagiltwcyiq/underwater-sea-mine-danger-weapon-deadly-naval-ocean-sea_hvqhxuzi__F0000.png
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean the called the land a beach.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said "Berry Christmas!"
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call? 9 Juan Juan who this?
why did the Roach talk to the man: to die
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
sans *a'm i pune piris*no
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas, it wasn’t a very apealing experience.
have you tryed eating a clock.......its TIME CONSUMING
Boi u gay
"Are you related to Yoda?" "Because Yo-Delicious."
Laugh.
what do you call a gay cactus a "PRICK"
What do stomata use to fill their pools? Chlor-ine
