What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Puns
I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.
Mayonnaise marry me?
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Question: "You're-a-American" when you're not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when you're in the restroom?
Answer: European (You're-a-peein')
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Bread?
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Breaking News! A plane crashes into a bridge.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
Which category is glory in?
Cats.
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
