Puns
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
Why was Balls afraid of Magic?
Because Magic eight Balls.
A friend was doing bird puns on me. Then I realized that toucan play at that game.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.