Puns
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
Hitler was a dic-tator.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"