What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An UN-ARMED skeleton
Why did the chicken cross the road.....it was running away from Kernel Sanders. Hehehe
Getting a book on pasta? Yes. Just imagine the pastabillites there are!
What is your true crush? - A soda crush
Roses are red, Violets are violet.
You are American when you walk into the bathroom and you are American when you walk out. But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
A man walks into a bar, and says "OUCH".
Did u hear an out the guy who made knock knock jokes ? He won the no bell prize
That was a horrible pun; you should be sent to the PUN-itentiary
How many mice dose it take to *screw* in a light bulb 2 ;)
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him Arid
Get it? I read? no... ok.
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
What was the epileptic chef’s house special? Seizure salad.
french fries don't come from France they com from Greece
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack...
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he was sans and to lazy to get his butt off the couch.
Someone asked me, how would you like your steak cooked? I said, on a stove!!!!!!
I did a ton of work today , a SKELE-TON.
Man Cancer is so easy to beat, I'm already on stage 4
