Puns
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.
I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
Petal
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.