Puns

I called my dog 5 miles.

Today, I fawn over my miles.

I smell up dog in here.

"What's up, dog?"

Nothing much, how about you?

I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂

What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?

You get salmonella.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.

No, what did you get? Older.

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Petal

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.

A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.

I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!