Puns
To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.
Is your body from McDonald's, because I'm loving it?
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
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What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
There’s a noticeable difference between using polish to remove grease and using Polish to remove Greece.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
What is King Kong for dinner?
Humans.
What do you say when Jack's late to sex ed?
"Aye-jack-you-late!"
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.