Puns

What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!

What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?

A T-ex.

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Petal

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

Last night I slipped on a banana.

My friend said it was a-peeling!

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.