Puns

What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?

A T-ex.

Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

My name is Ya.

Ya who?

Yahooooo!!!

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.

He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

Petal

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!

Student: Oh, did I miss anything?

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

Last night I slipped on a banana.

My friend said it was a-peeling!

Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.