Puns

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

What do you call an iPhone put into a smoothie maker?--An Apple smoothie.

Yesnt.

Why did Iran, ran?

Iran said, "I ran away!"

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.

Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?

Goudas.

How did the inkjet printer kill himself?

He drank cyan-ide.

Yeoooo.

What do hospitals do when they receive donor organs? They organize them.

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.

I had the best butterfingers yesterday.

I dropped it.

My Butterfingers slipped.

I learned that a strangler was targeting me.

All I could think was, "You’ve got to be choking me!"

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?

- Sure.

Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?