Thick Skin

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a pun. Skeletons don't have skin, right? But this person is saying they have "thick skin," which means they can handle criticism. Get it? You're probably too busy picking your nose to understand but hey, I tried.

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