Medium

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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  • Pencil

    I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

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  • Carpenter

    The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

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  • Baby

    Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

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  • Bison

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? -- "Bison."

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  • Book

    Why did the library book go to the doctor?

    It needed to be checked out.

    Sugar

    My friend gave me sugar for my birthday. She thought it was cheap; I thought it was pretty sweet.

    Romaine

    What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?

    The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.

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