Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage.
I lost my case.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn't get the point.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.