No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
What do you call a mouse that doesn't like being known about- Anonymouse
I don't have luck with other angels.
So I just WING IT!
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
A blind man walks into a bar And a table And a chair
What's a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar!
I took a pole today. 100% of the people in the tent were unhappy that it collapsed.
How much work does a skeleton get done? A SKELE-TON
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Why do ghosts love elevators, they lift their spirits!
Where are average things manafactured? The satisfactory!
The crocodile just kept saying no! He was in Da Nile!
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen? a chill pill.
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
A man walked into a bar....He got seven stitches.
Why doesnt kermit the frog get married? He doent like kermitment
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn-yards
Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
