Puns

I was watching T-Series and I thought to myself, "Man, this sucks!" My sister watches James Charles, and he always says, "That's T-Series." So is it him? SUB TO PEWDIEPIE! UNSUB TO T-SERIES! THEY SUCK!

What room does a ghost not want to be in?

The living room.

Want to hear a joke about milk? No, it's too cheesy.

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom.

To you, Iron Man may seem cool or awesome, but to me, he is pretty ironic.

Question: What did the sun say to the little star?

Answer: Are you my SUN?

Jake had sex and broke her hymen, guess he’s Jake the ripper.

America: I'm going to build a wall.

Nazi: Been there.

Soviet Union: Done that.

People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.

"Hey, how do I look?"

"With your eyes, Joe."

What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

What do you call a guy with a sandwich?

A guy with a sandwich.

So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"

Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"

A bass drum is the boss.

What animal lies? A lion.

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"

A guy cut me in the lunch line. After that, a rock was thrown at him by my friend.

Why can’t you run in a campground?

Because it’s past tents.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.