Puns

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He's bacon.

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.

Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.

I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.

I searched up hornets and then said that it will leave a sting.

Sup?

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

What do you call a Mongolian swindler?

A Khan artist.

Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!

The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)

You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

They are a total rip off.

What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

They took a class trip.

Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Answer: Damn!

I just watched a program about beavers. It was the worst dam program I've ever seen.

I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and I do not pun in-ten-did.

Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

An old croak!