Puns

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My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.

My jacket tore a little bit. It's a ripper.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.

What's a bull's favorite body part?

An eye-BULL!

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

Many soles were lost.

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!

What is Forrest Gump's password?

1forest1

A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

But when I got home, all the signs were there.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

"Trump is Putin, America first!" hahaha

I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!

My wife still misses me...

But her aim is getting better!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hair.

Hair who?

Hairhairhairhairhairhair!

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!