What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he was sans and too lazy to get his butt off the couch.