Puns

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

Wanna hear a pun?

Welp, I'll punch you with one!

Want to hear a pun?

Well, I'll punch you with one!

Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......

It’s a wood hulem.

Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"

....yes, it is "long time no see."

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.

Star Wars jokes:

Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.

If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.

When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"

Why is a waiter good at math?

Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣

A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"

The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.