Puns
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
I was hitting my hand, and my mom asked me what I was doing. I said I'm beating my meat.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Oh no!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Hello.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.