Puns

I am going to scream, this is a cry for help.

Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁

"Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?

"Ain't you got no cents?"

Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Why did people bully the burning circuit?

It was too short.

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery.

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

Did you know there is no "p" in the alphabet? ABCDEFGHIJKLM(NOP)!

Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?

Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!

Farmer #2: EGGcellent!

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.

What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?

Down Quijote.