Puns
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Oh no!
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Hello.
Wanna see something dark?
Close your eyes.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Submit a joke :-)
Your love life.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Why was the man running around his bed?
Because he needed to catch up on his sleep!
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Are we supposed to submit jokes?
This website.
Also, how did Trump's wall let this website in?