Puns
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Fuck off!
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Yourself.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.