Puns
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Yourself.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!