Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Yourself.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
How does the man on the moon cut his hair?
Eclipses it!
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?
Reports say there's a small medium at large!
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
