Puns
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow. Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.