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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
I sucked a dick.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
Your face.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...