Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
your face
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road------- bb becauuuuuussssssseeeeeeeee
My son said "what rhymes with orange"
i said "No it doesn't!!"
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
you.
i tried to catch fog but i mist
your mom
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
I've done a ton of work today A SKELE-Ton of work
I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction
22 ants were playing football in a saucer.
One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
