What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
I sucked a dick.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
Wanna hear a terrible joke?
Paper
Pretty tear-able, huh?
Your face.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
My son said, "What rhymes with orange?"
I said, "No, it doesn't!"
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
What do you call a funny family of chairs? A sitcom!
you.
I tried to catch fog, but I mist.
your mom
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Me: Hey, what book are you reading?
Him: "The Twisted Ones."
Me: Uh, I guess that book is pretty twisted.
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
