Puns

Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.

What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?

Abo-lanche.

Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!

Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?

Asgard.

What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"

How does the Eskimo make a house of cards? Igloos it.

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

Asshole.

I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.

You know bins????

They're trash!

So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"

Do you get it? SEArch.

I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!

Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.

The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.

Robin: "The car's not working."

Batman: "Did you check the battery?"

Robin: "What's a tery?"

Roses are red, violets are violet.

I have a skeleTON of jokes, but none of them are very humorous.

what did the banana say to the banana?

"u look a-pealing"

Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)

Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.

Murder: Wanna play a game?

Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)