Puns
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
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How do you close a cabinet?
You closet! Hahahhyaahhahaaahhahaha!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
You know, I got a SKELETON of these jokes. All are HUMERUS. Yeah, this gets under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening. Hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad, if you're up there!
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp!"
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
TheOdd1sOut is odd to meet.