Puns
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
As a hobby, I started taking walks around the old clock tower.
It's a great way to pass the time.
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Two's company, cheese a crowd!
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What happens when you see corn looking at you in your window?
A corn stalk!
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.
They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?