Puns
A man got fired from the first coin factory. He exclaimed, "No! This is the only thing that's ever made cents!"
Why can't Pooh Bear catch a date?
Because he is always talking about his honey.
What is your true crush?
A soda crush.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
I tried to find a camouflage shirt, but I couldn’t find one.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Flat Earthers
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away. if you throw it hard enough.
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.