Puns

— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

— No.

— That's the spirit!

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.

Hey, look, it's Bai! (insert the picture of a Bai drink)

What did the explorer say when he got tired?

I'm gonna take a map.

When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!

What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?

It was scrambled.

What do you call a bad "egg" meme?

Deep fried!

What do you need in order to crash a train?

A bad track record.

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."

If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.

Eggs

You crack me up!

I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!

Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.

What country do French Fries come from? Grease.

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.

You know what’s odd?

Every other number.

I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)

What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.