Puns
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.
Eggs
You crack me up!
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
You know what’s odd?
Every other number.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
No, you!
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.