What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
Santa decided coal was too expensive, so he started putting shredded lettuce and mayo in naughty kid's lockers... he calls it the coal's law.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
