If your ever bord kick in orphan.What are they going to do,tell there parents.
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because there never wanted.
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
Karma is like rape. What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
3 Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand. The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him. The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied,"It didn't tickle at all. I laughted at the sight the third guy was bringing over a pinapple."
How do you punish Helen keler just move the couch
I got detention one day, I don’t know why I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist
God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
The police police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents
The extra detention didn't do much but the extra chromosome definitely did
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.
There not jokes there notes now get me
I am in trouble
How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet
Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.