Punishment jokes
what do you call a drunken sailer?
arrested.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
Satan: "Why are you in hell?"
Me: "I threw itching powder on somebody with no arms."