If your ever bord kick in orphan.What are they going to do,tell there parents.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because there never wanted.
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery
If a kid refused to go to bed, dus that make them gilty of risisting a rest
I got detention one day, I don’t know why I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist
God You’re having a good day? Me yes beats burning in hell
The police police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
What is the difference between an orphan and a non- orphan, you can slap the orphan but not the non- orphan because they can actually tell their parents
The extra detention didn't do much but the extra chromosome definitely did
I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.
There not jokes there notes now get me
I am in trouble
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
The teacher of the ELA class sead that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next ot the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he sead, Me im going home. Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and sead,"At the end of this ruler is a idiot", he got suspended for asking witch end.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser. The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore
What does the pedophile use for bait. TRIX
i made a deal with satan. i would get a free pass to hell, if i serve as a demon lord. so, see you guys at the end of times!
