I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
