Punishment jokes
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Memes
Kill the commies
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"