Punishment jokes

How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.

Q: Why did the cat get arrested?

A: He was caught littering.

Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?

A: He was caught littering.

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!

What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

How do you punish a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?

I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”

That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.

Shame on you Penaldo!

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.

Hitler: 👌👌👌👌

God: 😩😩😩😩

What's a prisoner's favorite game?

Hangman!

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

He was toad away.

Get it?

When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.

"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"

"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!

Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?

Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?

Because God doesn't punish someone twice.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"