Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
My grandma used to beat the hell out of me for coming home late. Guess who's late now?
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say, “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty.”
That’s when Penaldo asked, “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
What's a prisoner's favorite game?
Hangman!
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
God sent a kid to the principal's office for giving a blind kid sunglasses and said, "Don't let the sun damage your eyes!"
