New Punchline Jokes - Page 13

Stranger: Knock Knock Person Who's there? Stranger: Sugma Person: Sugma who? Stranger: SUGMA BALLS KID

I would make a disabled joke But they never work

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

GOD better hope they got a elevator to heaven

What dinosaur loves music? The velociRAPtor!

Why did the tamale go to the hospital. b/c estava malito :)

wait isnt this sans job to make a joke?

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.

What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

Knock-knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?

Why is a Sweet potato cassarol so sweet? cause it's so SWEET TO EAT

i got a joke

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A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."

What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue? You can tuna piano but you can piano a tuna. What happened to the glue? I knew you would get stuck on that

I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped

There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".

At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.