Punchline Jokes

Three men are shipwrecked on a jungle island and taken prisoner by the residing cannibals. They are all told to walk into the jungle and come back with one piece of fruit. They go in and the first man comes out with a peach. He is instructed to shove it in his ass, and if he laughs, he will be killed. He tries and dies.

The second man comes back with a grape and is instructed to do the same. When the two meet at the pearly gates, the first man says, "I had a peach. They're fuzzy. You had a grape. What's your excuse?"

"Well, I was doing fine until I saw Jimmy come out of the brush with a pineapple."

I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.

Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.

- What did the skeleton say to his friend?

- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...

Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door

Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?

Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student: The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher: She drowned?!

Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...

But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊

Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off!

Stranger: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Stranger: Sugma.

Person: Sugma who?

Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!

I would make a disabled joke.

But they never work.

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.

What dinosaur loves music?

The velociRAPtor!

Why did the tamale go to the hospital?

because estava malito :)

Wait, isn't this Sans' job to make a joke?

What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.

Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.

What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?