What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
Knock, knock. -- "Who's there?" -- "Ash." -- "Ash who?" -- "Bless you."
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!