Punchline jokes
A man was having a dream. He dreamt about a mystical creature that was commonly known as the god of toast.
When the man woke up, he turned to tell his wife about the dream. When he delivers the "toast god" punchline, his wife shrugged as she faced the opposite direction to the man.
The man turned around also and started sobbing as he realised his marriage is in shambles.
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Ash."
"Ash who?"
"Bless you!"
What do you call a nose without a body? -- Nobody knows.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!