Psychology jokes
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
I feel this one on a personal level.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.