Psychology

Psychology jokes

Therapist

    • My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.

    He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.

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    • Psychology memes

    Suicide

    • People complain we are overpopulated.

    Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?

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    • Sense

    • I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"

    He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"

    "Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.

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    • Class

    • I've got not much of anything to be honest.

    Been in special classes in school.

    Not liked by people.

    Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.

    31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.

    Not very smart.

    Don't look good.

    Hate myself more than anything.

    Been a failure at everything in life.

    Probably be alone forever.

    People treat me like crap.

    Can't do anything right.

    And the list goes on and on.

    So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.

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    • Victim

    • Serial murderer Ed Gein was famed for raping, killing, and skinning his victims.

    When he was asked why he did it, he responded, "You don't know someone until you walk around in their skin."

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    • Depression

    • COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.

    You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!