Psychology jokes
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
I feel this one on a personal level.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.