Psychology jokes
Unknown be like: "Wah wah, I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life, so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better... what a shame."
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Memes
I feel this one on a personal level.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
What’s a depressed kid’s favorite game? Hangman.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
You know how we all have different sides? Well, I have a suicidal side. (Here a bang in the next room.) Oh well, not anymore :)
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."