How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
Psychology Jokes
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
Hi
Person: You're so ugly.
Me: You ugly.
Person: I'm not a mirror.
Me: And I'm not your reflection.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
If I fall in love with my depression, maybe it'll leave me too.
(Took this from my other account @Toby :) btw)
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
Therapist just mean the-rapist.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Which one fell first?
The depressed kid or the feather? Look at 1st comment to see answer.
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
