When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
What is a pedophiles favourite age range? 9 11
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it."
How do you make the grass cut itself?
Make it depressed.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.
Bully 2: Look in a mirror.
Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.
I know you came here to feel good about yourself...
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
I used to have a phobia of pogo sticks. Those things always made me jump.
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
