What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan??
Because they’ve got GAURDIANS
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
Hi alex you will probibly not see this till the morning but I just wanted to say I have had fun sense you were here also thank you so much for protecting me and their for me and yah have a good day!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
What’s the difference between a Catholic and Rabbit? One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids to protect for predators.
Kids in wheelchairs can't stand up for themself if there's a bully.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen" So, I did what I had to do, and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
keep yourself safe!
I was riding a bike with no helmet I went and went with no helmet until.............I broke my head with no helmet on
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted I decided to go home
John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety
I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs. Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.
