Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Listen up, buttercup. This joke works because it's a play on words. You see, orphans don't have parents, but they have "guardians" looking after them. The joke twists this by implying they have a bunch of tough protectors, like the movie, "Guardians of the Galaxy." You probably think that is the best movie of all time, just like all the other simpletons.