I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation
What's The Difference Between A Nuclear Reactor And Your Step Sis? You Need To Use Protection For The Nuclear Reactor.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? A: He forgot to wrap his whopper
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
How did the man with a small penis become a rapist? His condom fell off
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What kind of mask are you warring?
An Elon Mask!
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Your brith certificate is like a apology from the condom factory...
My favourite kind of face mask is the plastic bag.
1+1=3 If you dont use a condom
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the consitution in freedom of expression
what do u call security outside a samsung store guardians of the galaxy
Two brothers play on the street, one of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is they go to their mum and asks what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately. Guys go back to the yard surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: why did mum got so angry, the other: i have no idea thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside.
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan??
Because they’ve got GAURDIANS
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
