Profession jokes
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Niall Devine, clown.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!