Profession jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
If you are disabled and a comedian, is it called stand-down or sit-up?
- I work with animals.
- Great! What job?
- A butcher.
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.