Profession jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
Memes
I would be making Eli fucking rich
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Niall Devine, clown.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.