Profession jokes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Niall Devine, clown.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.