Profession jokes
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Memes
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Niall Devine, clown.