Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
Profession Jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Niall Devine, clown.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Why do doctors use so much lipstick?
Because they love cos-medics!
I am really hot, but I hate water. What am I?
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Cheffin'.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
