15+ Best Customer Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Restaurant

48 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Lmao

A two-panel image. The top panel shows a woman in a server uniform and the text "At a Restaurant Would you like a table?". The bottom panel shows a man with a confused expression and the text "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."

Employment

19 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

Note for employers

The image shows a four-panel meme. Each panel has a different statement on the left side and a corresponding picture of a brain on the right. The statements, in order, are: "You're fired", "Your employment is hereby terminated", "You're jobn't", and "You're promoted to customer". The images of the brain show its evolution and increasing enlightenment.

Company

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows the text "companies carefully watching poopfart1@gmail.com cancel their soon to expire free trial just before poopfart2@gmail.com accepts the free trial." Below that, there is a close-up shot of a man with a suspicious expression.

Rant

13 views · Daddy dick · 3 years ago

DAM

A close-up of a gray dog with a pink collar looking at the camera. The text above says, "When the customers randomly having a rant you can do nothing about and you just stand there listening like."

Voice

14 views · NIFFTY · 2 years ago

yaaaaa

A split image of a chihuahua. On the left, it's snarling with teeth bared and the text says "My voice in real life". On the right, it's smiling sweetly and the text says "My customer service voice".

Coupon

17 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Hey bitch how u doing?

An image shows a creepy looking character labeled as 'old people with coupons' standing behind a door. In the foreground, a young kid is labeled as 'cashiers'.

Cookie

38 views · Sooploosh MacSchnibble · 1 year ago

The image shows a Twitter thread. Ernie Keebler tweets about getting an email from a Nigerian prince and not being sure how sending 900 Fudge Stripes will help. Jacob replies positively, mentioning the good marketing. Ernie responds positively to Jacob and Jacob then responds to Ernie with "suck my cock ernie keebler".

Karen

19 views · Hollow Knight Beater · 3 years ago

so funny

The image shows a cartoon woman labeled "KAREN" or "KARENS", walking towards a store clerk. In the final panel, the Karen is demanding "LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER" as the store clerk looks stressed.

Voice

9 views · MOMMY'S MILK · 2 years ago

fr

The image shows two side-by-side pictures of the same dog. On the left, the dog is snarling, and the text says, "My voice in real life." On the right, the dog is smiling with the text, "My customer service voice."

Account

9 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a thermostat displaying an error message that reads "Account Terminated. Your behaviour has violated the OJ Family Code of Conduct. Reason: Leaking United States classified documents. This thermostat has been locked." The time on the screen is "Fri 1:30 PM" and the temperature is "-964°C". The text "they done banned me from the thermostat" is overlayed at the bottom.

Extra

1 view · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

hehe

A young boy with a slight smile on his face is shown. Above him in white text it says, "WHEN THE WEEDMAN," and below him, also in white text, it says "PUTS IN A LITTLE EXTRA."

Video Game

5 views · LtPancakes98 · 1 year ago

care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at

The image shows a text box that contains the text "Explain Bear. Alright, listen up, you smoothbrain. You're here 'cause you don't know that Doom Eternal is a first-person shooter, not a driving game. There ain't no cars to customize, see? The image shows a search result mixin' up Doom Eternal with GTA. The car customization is a GTA thing. You got it? You just mixed up two different video games."

Haircut

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows two statues. One statue has a hand on a head with a shaver. The first statue is asking about the haircut, and the other is asking about the meaning of want. The first says, "Say no more, fam".

Message

6 views · MEME LORD · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message is from an Uber Eats delivery driver. They ask the customer "awww who's a hungry kitty? :3" and continue with "is it youu are you the hungry pet?" and "aww look at you". The customer responds with "dawg what the f k".

Work

4 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A child's drawing pinned to a cork board. The drawing shows five stick figures with happy faces and another figure with a big smile holding a hamburger. There's a drink with a straw on the table and a text bubble with the words "I LOVE Five Guys!".

Money

1 view · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A close-up picture of a dog with its tongue sticking out. Instead of a tail, it has what looks like two brown dreadlocks. The text above the image says, "F*** Petco, I want my money back... tf is this?"

Car

4 views · LtPancakes98 · 1 year ago

plz explain how there's cars in doom eternal

A screenshot of a Google search bar that says "is it free to customize my car in" and shows drop-down suggestions "in doom eternal", "in gta 5", "in gta 5 online", and "in gta online".

Bank robbery

403 views · yo_boi_pizza · 5 years ago

A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"