Problem jokes
Why did he go to hell? Because he couldn't use the stairs to Heaven.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
You know what's so horrible about this website?
When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Why can't dinosaurs talk?
'Cause they're dead.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
So I told the officer, "I can't even walk when I'm sober."
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurri-CANE.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
Suck tiny dick, now you have STD's.