Problem

Problem jokes

Gun

  • TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.

    Father: Guns cause all these problems!

    Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*

    Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y

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  • Tour Guide

  • As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.

    Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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  • Orphan

  • Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?

    Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅

    Wrinkle

  • What's the worst part about getting old?

    Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!

    Pirate

  • A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"

    The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

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  • Chicken

  • Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

    Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

    Orphan

  • If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

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  • Orphan

  • The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.

    Man

  • A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.

    The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.

    The man then got plastic prosthetics.

    Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.

    After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.

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  • Name

  • An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

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