Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?" Student: "A drinking problem.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane. The Christian and the Buddhists flight goes well but the muslims plane has a problem and crashes into 2 towers.
What did Jay z say when he got pulled over? I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem ui with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android
What do you call a Scottish Muslim with drug problems
(Said in a Scottish accent). Amaffmaheed
If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, then you've got a whole different problem on your hands.
I found a book called How to Solve 50% of Your Problems. So I bought 2.
my grandmas got 99 problems but a fat butt aint one of em
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting
There was a big problem yesterday. My dishwasher has stop working, her visa had expired.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club, No Feeling, No Problem.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan
i made this up
i was watching a school baseball game, and i was yelling at a kid to take it home, he took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. i asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and i started laughing so hard
later that night i wondered where he stormed off to after he thew the bat and i thought to myself not home
Shat's the diffrence between depression amd a girl? XXXTentacion cant seem to beat depression.
Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary? Concentration problems.
the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf
If your name is caleb or connor you have a problem
One time a kid came to the hospital and said “I really need help”, the kid said he was really hot so the put an ice cold towel on him. Then the doctor asked him if he had any problems and he said “yes I am really hot” and the doctor realized that he looked fine, so he said “are you sure, you look amazing” and the kid said that he ment to say I look hot!
So I'm the Cable Guy around the neighborhood and I do everybody's table so I walked into this one house and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs I was asking where her mom was and she wasn't answering and it looked like something was wrong so I asked if anything was wrong she didn't answer so I kind of raise my voice at her but she still didn't answer and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear
