Problem jokes

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.

Yo hairline caused corruption.

I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.

What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?

Not my problem.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."

Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?

My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.

This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”

The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.

I have no problem with prostitution.

It's like an Air BnB for your dick.

So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.

“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.

“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.

So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”

“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”

Neona: Gwen?

Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?

Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!

Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!

Neona: Are you mad at me?

Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.

How to stop bullying?

What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!

I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.

Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!