Problem jokes
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
I have a problem. My dad and my girlfriend have the same birthday. So, one took my virginity, and the other is my girlfriend.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password.
Suicide Memes
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.”
The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can't find home!
Sex is like math.
Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
Dwarf: pulls down the flap for the mirror.
Also dwarf: can’t see.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.