Why did the orphan not have a girlfriend?
Because he thought that she would leave him too.
Orphan's Dating Problem
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, dummy. You are so dumb, you don't even realize that the joke plays on the double meaning of "leave." For an orphan, who is already abandoned, the fear of abandonment is real, so he thinks the girlfriend will "leave" like his parents.
coolnesss21
nice one
Anonymous
If he told stupid jokes like this she WOULD leave him. ..
blake
haha
Soul
*too :]
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