Tech Support jokes

Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.

What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?

Cutting-edge Technology.

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.