Tech Support jokes

Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?