Tech Support jokes

Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.