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What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia? The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Pedophile and a priest run a race You can’t beat yourself in a race
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If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor
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What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
Why did the priest buy a clown suit? Because the old one had blood all over it.
why is biden a priest? so kids call him father
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider transMEN as men which is rather confusing to me. As a Jew I don’t know very much about Christianity but from what I’ve heard- don’t priests love little boys?
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, “Is this some kind of joke
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
A rapist, pedifile, and a priest walk into a bar He orders a beer
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
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An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrement
The person living there points and says, "begone fowl blood-drinker"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames leaving nothing but ash.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy DIDN’T get away with it...
