Priest jokes
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What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
What the difference between a priest and acne
Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
After arriving home from helping the priest, a young altar boy approaches his parents, "Mommy, Daddy, my poop is white!"
The mother rushes the boy to the hospital, while the father rushes to church in a rage and proceeds to beat the living hell out of the priest. Afterwards, the father heads to the hospital and meets his wife in the waiting room; she's surprisingly calm.
"How can you be so relaxed after what that bastard has been doing to our son?" he exclaims.
The wife looks up at him, "What are you talking about? It's just a liver infection!"