What did the racist catholic priest say?
Martin Luther not my king.
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
The Drunk and a priest
On a bus, a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read a newspaper.
Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest:
"Do you know what arthritis is?"
The parish priest soon thought of taking the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied:
"It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly life: excess, consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack, and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."
The drunk widened his eyes, shut up and continued reading the newspaper.
A little later the priest, thinking that he had been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften:
"How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have arthritis! It says here in the paper that the Pope has it."
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;
What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
A priest walked in and said to the kids
Hey kids.. are you ready for your faptism
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck
If we can't say god in vane why dose he get to.
When u go to the priests basement u will always find the popes body and his children in the corner of the room
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back
We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns
What do two priest say to each other when they walk into an orphanage let us pray
What do a Catholic priest an an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone and the nun says yes a fucking hot girl
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME
The existence of the word "priest" implies the existence of "prier" and "pri"
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid." The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what??"
this guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to god please let me out it is too cold in here god is all confused there is a big fire in there the guy answers yes there is but you cannot get near it all the bishops cardinals and priests are sitting around it
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