Priest jokes
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
Angus' love life.
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.