A catholic school is burning down, one of the priest says: 'SAVE THE CHILDREN, SAVE THEM', an another priest says: F*CK THE CHILDREN, we're gonna die!! The last priest is like: hmmm... do we have time?
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
A child molester and a priest walks into a bar. He orders a drink
I accidentally suck my own‘s ball sack
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
If a priest listen to sad music in his church he really enjoys to be deep in minor
why is biden a priest? so kids call him father
Why did the priest buy a clown suit? Because the old one had blood all over it.
What is a Italian massage? A Italian catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during lent
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary
What do you call a priest who became a singer Michael Jackson
your mum
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
what do you call a nun in a wheelchair? the virginmobile
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar.
They should have ducked.
ur mom
ur life
sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy DIDN’T get away with it...
An LDS preacher knocks on the door with a chalice of wine offering to do the sacrement
The person living there points and says, "begone fowl blood-drinker"
And promptly the preacher bursts into flames leaving nothing but ash.
