What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Priest Jokes
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
Two priests are driving down a road when they are pulled over by the cops.
The cop shines a light in their faces and signals to the driver to roll down his window.
"We're searching for two child molesters," he says.
The driver leans over to the other priest, and they whisper between themselves.
Finally, he turns back to the policeman. "Ok. We'll do it."
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
I heard there was a kidnapping.
Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.
It was his father's friend who was a priest.
He was just bringing him to church.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
