President jokes
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F.
What's Trump's favorite instrument?
A TRUMPet!!!
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love, she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
What will Donald Trump build in our devices?
A firewall.
What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?
Orange juice.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
JFK did a good job spreading around on his final speech.
Trump's mom.