Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
President Jokes
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
Trump.
Get it because Trump is a joke hahaha, I am sooo bad!
Once I went to a museum and overheard someone speaking to an employee for information.
"These are lying clocks; they tell how many lies a person tells."
"Oh, cool."
"This is Mother Teresa's clock; the clock hasn't moved because she never lied."
"Makes sense."
"This is Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands only moved twice, indicating he only lied twice."
"Where's Trump's clock?"
"Oh, we're using it as a ceiling fan."
And then I burst out laughing 'cause it's so true.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
The last thing that went through Abe Lincoln's head was a bullet.
The Annoying Orange called Donald Trump a copycat.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What happened when Obama ran for president?
The whole US thought, "Holy hell, it's Osama bin Laden!" Thought he was dead.
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
My favorite sex position is the JFK:
I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
