President jokes

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

Apparently, Monica Lewinsky didn't vote for Hillary Clinton this election. She said the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? -- America.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.