What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite name?
I like pie.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
I like moldy food.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
