Preference jokes

Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.

Shitmate: You’re so shitable.

Me: Bring banana ice cream.

Shitmate: Never happening.

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

What’s Emos favourite bacci?

Cutters choice.

I like moldy food.

What is your favorite name?

Amy has.

I like pie.

What is your favorite time of day?

What is your favorite name?

I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

Shaenaya likes goat dick.