Preference jokes

I love jokes!

What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.

Why don't terrorists like Walmart?

They prefer a Target.

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

What is your favorite time of day?

What is your favorite name?

What is your favorite name?

Amy has.

Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"

On my Tinder profile, I said, "I prefer quality over quantity." I just thought it sounded nicer than saying "no fat birds."

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.

Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.

Shitmate: You’re so shitable.

Me: Bring banana ice cream.

Shitmate: Never happening.

I like pie.

I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.

Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?

Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.

What’s Emos favourite bacci?

Cutters choice.

I like moldy food.

Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?

Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.