I like moldy food.
Preference Jokes
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.
Me: I wouldnβt want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: Youβre so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Whatβs Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
Would you rather watch PL or suck a dick?
Adapt: lemme fart on that dick.
I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.
I like pie.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because thereβs no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
What is your favorite time of day?
What is your favorite name?
Amy has.
What is your favorite name?
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Shaenaya likes goat dick.
