Preference jokes
What's your religion?
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Covid-19 or Rona
What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
I dislike the UK with a great taste.
I like my women like I like my steak...
Bloody.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!