Preference jokes
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
I love Little Mix.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
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Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.