Preference jokes

Why do gay men hate periods?

They prefer Collins.

Sex is like pizza.

When it’s hot, it’s great.

When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.

Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?

They hate it when you hand it to them.

Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

Why is it that skinny men like fat women?

Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.

Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

I love big hot sexy men.

I love Little Mix.

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.

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What is a cannibal's favorite drink?

Coffee.

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.

I like my kids like I like my lamps.

Hung from the ceiling.