Preference jokes
What's your religion?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
Like if you think oily men are hot.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Q: Why did the flat earther become gay?
A: He knows a thing or two about giving dome.
Q: Why did he eventually become asexual?
A: He doesn't believe in anything south of the border.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.