Preference jokes

Why do gay men hate periods?

They prefer Collins.

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

I like my clocks like I like people.

Under 12.

Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?

A man will actually look for the golf ball.

What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.

Sex is like pizza.

When it’s hot, it’s great.

When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.

I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.

I love big hot sexy men.

I love Little Mix.

Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?

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What is a cannibal's favorite drink?

Coffee.

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.

I like my kids like I like my lamps.

Hung from the ceiling.

Why do women always have sex with the lights off?

Because they never like to see a man having a good time.