Preference jokes
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
Memes
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
I love Little Mix.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.