Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I love Little Mix.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
I love big hot sexy men.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
This is the account of music provider just let you I post for the enjoyment of myself, and to spread different kinds and types of music willingly. I do not respond for the soul reason of ✨people✨ and do not take offense to anything that I post. If you have and issues or just wanna talk contact me i'm only discord so that's all you getting (not being rude) ill put my discord in the comments.
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I like my women like I like my chocolate.
Edible.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
