Preference jokes
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Killing someone is better than killing yourself.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
I like my clocks like I like people.
Under 12.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Michael is gay and sucks cock.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Orphans have tasted all cookies except for homemade ones.
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.