Preference jokes

I like my women like I like my diving pools.

Wet and deep.

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?

Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.

Gays: I like men.

Straights: I like women.

Russia: Hole is hole.

Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.

I want coffee like my men.

Dark.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

How are gay people like mice?

They both hate pussies.

I love big hot sexy men.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.