Preference jokes
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
I love big hot sexy men.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.