Preference jokes

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?

Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.

Gays: I like men.

Straights: I like women.

Russia: Hole is hole.

I want coffee like my men.

Dark.

Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.

I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."

Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?

He does not like roasted vegetables.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.

How are gay people like mice?

They both hate pussies.

I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!

I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?

They hate it when you hand it to them.