Preference jokes
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Noob butter eater.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
How did the hipster burn his lips?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
What is your favorite name?
Why do Chinese people like playing Among Us?
It’s the only place they can vote!
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What is speedrunner's favorite type of food? FAST FOOD!
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
I hate noise.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.