Preference jokes
What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?
Her-she.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
I love big hot sexy men.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.