Preference jokes
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
I want coffee like my men.
Dark.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
I love big hot sexy men.
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
I like my women like I like my traction control: disabled.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
If it does more than pee, it's too old for me!
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?