Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What does broccoli and sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Why do physically disabiled gay men like performing blowjobs on wellendowed abled bodied gay men? Because physically disabiled gay men preferred eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer walnuts
Why orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm of the royal family.
what is a rednecks favorite sock
redsock
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
why do indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why do orphans prefer ikea to the Home Depot? Because the Home Depot provides supplies for home. IKEA just provides furniture
On my tinder profile I said “I prefer quality over quantity”. I just thought it sounded nicer than saying “no fat birds”
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Why do Orphans prefer trucks, because unlike every other it is different.
