Preference jokes

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.

I don't put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.

How did the hipster burn his lips?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

What's Damo's favorite food?

Big slongs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.

Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

How is spinach like anal sex?

If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

Why do French people like to eat snails so much?

They can't stand fast food.

Dark humor is like food.

Not everyone gets it.

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.