Preference jokes
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
I like this joke.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
My friend told me I should be a stand up comedian but... I prefer sitting.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯
Friend: You can have my burrito baby.
Gay.
Friend: *begins to moan*
Me: Finna hang up.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.