Preference jokes

Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.

25 at a time.

"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.

"Why?" said her friend.

"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"

"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.

"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.

I like my women how I like my wine.

14 years aged and locked in a cellar.

I like my cigars like I like my women:

Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.

According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.

I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A newborn daughter...

I like wine how I like my woman.

4 year old locked in a basement.

My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.

Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.

I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.

I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.

I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.

Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.

I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.