Preference jokes
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. That means the 5th one likes it.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be pampered. I told her I wasn't into diaper fetishes.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
I bet you love prostate exams because you live things up your ass.
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.