Preference jokes
Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of Halloween? Free delivery.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
Keira likes massive, juicy, insanely big cock!
I like my COVID like I like my women: 19 and easy to spread.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
My therapist said to try having a different outlook on life.
I agree. I should have a different outlook on life. Preferably from underground.
I like peanut butter and honey.
I sit because I can't stand you.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"