Prediction jokes
I have the superpower to predict the past.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
A little girl said one day, "Grandma's gonna die tonight!" The next morning, the girl's grandmother's body was found.
That day she said again, "Grandpa's gonna die tonight!" Sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning.
That day she said, "Daddy's gonna die tonight." The girl's father was terrified. He lay shaking the entire night. Somehow, he survived until morning. His wife came into the room crying. He asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
I can see my future in your forehead.
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
The future be like 2060
*THUMP* THUMP*
someone explain these options to me
Community talk
Irans going boom boom soon (:
Who is going to take over the wold first? (Chose wisely)
Let's start bets. Some WJE Ogs are finally coming back, most note able being, May, Purplepanda, Jas(kinda), mal and nyx. So who is gonna be next to return?
I can't think of many folk so just comment if there's not on the list